Things You May Not Know Until You Search

 

   Mombasa, Kenya

These people are here among us. You may not notice them right away but they are here. They are praying on you even if you don't realize it. They are for sure on the dating apps, Tinder, in fancy night clubs in Dubai, Nairobi or Mombasa. You may even meet them through friends and acquaintances.

To paraphrase urban dictionary. The definition of a slay queen goes as such:

Often young and naïve women that do not date broke men. They spend hours on Instagram or Snapchat showing off things that they don't own.

Nairobi slay queens are the worst - they will milk you dry and then run way. mackysasha24

Or this one which is more fitting:

Uneducated village girl, who goes after rich men and posts selfies all day on Instagram or Snapchat. chasing after expensive things she doesn't own. She changes hair style every two weeks, always posts trips to Mombasa, where mostly old white men are staying. You can also find most of them on Tinder and for a small fee they will do anything in bed. They're real desperate and you can find some at the airport waiting for old white men. They're also known as chicken chasers. Nairobi Slay Queens are the worst, so please wear protection!

A Slay Queen will break your heart and leave you broke with no money or dignity, aint't right, Macktildah Ayuma Khasiala, or Macky?

You're here probably because you decided to Google someone you know or used to know. I wish I had that option. If you want to know more or just want to share your experience hit me up: lukkycharm1 at gmail. (There's number one at the end of the email.) It may be too late and you can be in the same rut as I was. I hope you were smart enough to search before jumping into anything serious and wore protection.

I am also assuming that you are from some Western country, were lonely, searching for a girlfriend or just came across some pretty tail. You were also searching in Kenya, Tanzania or maybe in Dubai. They usually frequent those places where there are (rich) white men like yourself. Sorry dude. I don't know if you're wealthy or just desperate to find love. But I hope you kept your wallet tight right next to yourself. Otherwise you'd be in trouble.

I also know that it's hard to just break off your relationship if you found this page by accident. Some odd random search and you are reading this. If so, just know that this is not an accident. Consider yourself very lucky if you found it early on. If so, RUN! And don't look back. How do I know? Well, I had the same warning as you do now ... and didn't listen. I went with my heart, or whatever BS it is called, and paid dearly. So don't be a fool. If you are still not deep enough in all this (even if you are in love) please try to think with your head that's on top and run. Don't look back. Or, if you are so attached go bang a few times and then run. It will be hard in the beginning, but later on you will thank me.